No Gideon Bibles
There are no Gideon Bibles at the Chelsea Hotel.
Many a famous artist
Seems to know it well.
Bob Dylan wrote a song there
Dylan Thomas lived his poems
Ginsberg and Kerouac
Stayed there
And Janis Joplin and Leonard Cohen
There's always a vacancy at the Chelsea
Get a room without a phone
Drinking Mad Dog in the lobby
Or get drunk in your room alone
Thomas Wolfe wrote a novel there
William Burroughs shot his dope
Diego Rivera cheated on Frieda
Sid Vicious cut Nancy's throat
If the manager doesn't like you
He'll kick your ass out the door
If you're broke but you look alright
You can sleep on the hallway floor
There are no Gideon Bibles at the Chelsea Hotel
When I get back to New York City
Gonna stay there and raise some Hell.
Judge Santiago Burdon
Dennis Veeder
@2001